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Look at your face in the mirror… I am there inside! Insolent boy! This slave of fashion, basking in your glory! Ignorant fool! This brave young suitor, sharing in my triumph!.His singing voice is amateur dramatic society Level 2 hers is Pop Idol ballad section 9 out of 10.Īs for the music of the night, it ain't Sondheim. He is too conventionally good looking and broad shouldered to be convincing as a loony in a sewer, while she is utterly believable as a teenager who hasn't slept with anyone yet. The performances of Gerard Butler and Emmy Rossum, as Phanty and Chris, are mixed. The script by Andrew Lloyd Webber and Schumacher lacks everything, including humour. Once he goes into the phantomesque landscape of catacombish tunnels, where The Man In The Plastic Mask lives, imagination drowns in cliche.
He's better upstairs than down and has the advantage of gold-plated cameo performers such as Simon Callow, Ciaran Hinds, Murray Melvin and (fleetingly) James Fleet, in addition to the doyenne of superlatives, Miranda Richardson, and that good sport Ms Driver.
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Joel Schumacher, who lost the Batman magic after taking over the franchise from Tim Burton, does what is known in the trade as a professional job - shorthand for nothing special. As the plot implodes into posh tosh, the music of Lord Webber of Lloyd causes your ears to flood, as tiresome songs bob on the waves, like tossed cartons of clotted cream. Raoul follows and makes "Unhand her, you swine!" threats that Big P ignores.
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Instead of being proud of his protegee, The Downstairs Man becomes jealous of her success, as well as the new owner of the Opera House, dishy Raoul (Patrick Wilson), who goes into full wooing mode.įinally, half mad with desire, he snatches Christine and carries her off to his lair, where lit candelabras rise out of the murky lake that surrounds his awesome organ. The little girl grows up and after those weird half-forgotten, half-remembered singing lessons with the funny-peculiar music teacher, she joins the chorus at the Opera House and one day when the prima donna (Minnie Driver) has one of her temperamental strops, she steps into the lead and is, naturally, a triumph. Unlike Quasimodo, he is not averse to bumping off the theatre staff when they irritate him and his interest in a little girl, called Christine, is less than healthy, especially for a social misfit whose sex life is deader than that of The Elephant Man.
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According to this adaptation, The Phantom escapes from a circus as a child and takes up residence in the bowels of the Paris Opera House, living in a dank cave for decades all alone with an organ and a limitless supply of candles.Īpparently, he educates himself, writes music, eats well, has an expensive wardrobe and hides half his face behind a mask, due, one imagines, to a disfiguring skin condition. The story is The Hunchback Of Notre Dame, with added nasty bits. Of course, there are exceptions, Chicago being one, but what cinema does is eliminate stagecraft and expose the body of the book, leaving the songs exposed. It only goes to show that what works in the theatre does not necessarily work anywhere else. The story has been simplified to the level of a cartoon, the music is portentous and the lyrics are more risible than profound.
Watching the film, it seems incomprehensible that this is the longest running musical of all time (maybe).
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